Wrestling Society X Episode 4

Episode 4 opens with musical guest Clipse and fans with no rhythm. Tonight has the return of The Human Tornado and a tag team challenge match. 

Not this Tornado.

Kane's pyro goes off and it signals the first match of the night, Matt Sydal with Lizzy Valentine vs. Scorpio Sky.

Sydal is out first and Lizzy blows a kiss to the camera while commentary puts over that she's a flirt. Sky is out next for this flippy flop match. Scorpio Sky, better known to some as WWE's Harold from their anger management segment.

Sky tries to give Lizzy a promo pic of himself, but she crumples it up and tosses it aside,leading to a shoving contest and the opening bell. Highspots ensue and this shit is tooooo fast to call.

A moonsault reverse ddt leg guillotine gets a two count for Sydal and Lizzy dances as her man is in control, which is short lived in these frantic paced matches.

It took six damn minutes for someone to finally hit an outside dive,I was expecting the match to open this way. Commentary plug that there's no crash mats and it's just a concrete floor and that means another pic of Bill Watts.

Close enough.

Sydal picks up the win with a belly to belly moonsault

and holds Sky down on the mat as Lizzy writes hater on Sky's back with her "Lizzstick".

Keeping It Gangsta break out their blinged out ladder and issue an open challenge to any team in WSX. KIG was CZWer Ruckus and Babi Slymm.

That 70's Team answer the challenge and Ryan has to get oiled up for the match, but that doesn't stop Ruckus from razzling and dazzling.

Slymm gets tagged in and has to deal with the quickness of The Disco Machine, Ryan's partner, which catches him off guard.

Disco breaks out his own ladder and gyrates to Ruckus. Ryan's ass eventually comes out and it takes him toooo long to cover it back up. Ruckus gets back in and cleans house for the ridiculous finish.

Ryan gets a disco ball busted on his balls and then a huge flipping leg drop. 

Main event time as The Human Tornado is set to take on El Hombre Blanco, but there's no Tornado!

 

6-Pac kicks El Hombre out of the ring and calls out Vampiro, who gets Pearl Harbored by Ricky Banderas(TNA's Judas Mesias) 

Banderas throws a fireball at Vampiro, which got WSX in hot water with MTV, a channel that use to have a show where guys were literally being hit in the balls for real.

Episode 4 ends with a Raiden-eyed Banderas!

Wrestlicious bonus match: Draculetta and White Magic vs. Team Blonde

This is a tag match that was never aired on Takedown, featuring White Magic, possible Papa Shango mistress and a Voodoo Queen(ROH's Lacey)

teaming up with Draculetta( Daffney) 

to take on the blonde team of Amber Lively( Madison Rayne) and 
Lacey Von Erich. 

I think Daffney is ridiculously underrated and it's unfortunate that her career was cut short. With the Draculetta character, the Scream Queen adds vampire to her list of gimmicks, which also includes: David Flair's psycho girlfriend, a shark, and Sara Palin; the woman has range.

Draculetta enters the ring after hanging upside down on the ring ropes, something we'd see Shelly Martinez do in wwECW as the tarot card reader turned vampire, Ariel.

Lacey Von Erich's nickname is the Texas Twister, a reference to her father's WWF name, the Texas Tornado. If only this was WSU or WEW, then she'd be known as the Texas Titty Twister.

The match starts off with a lot of stalling and puns are provided by Johnny C, "these two are ghouls gone wild."

Magic and Lively finally lock up for a test of strength, just for Magic to armdrag Lively and tag in Draculetta. Lively and Drac trade wristlocks and then unholy happens when Von Erich gets tagged in. Lacey keeps Drac in the wristlock, probably because it's the only hold she knew at the time, but she gets thwarted by Magic's voodoo doll.

Johhny C mentions that Lacey wrestles barefoot in honor of Kevin Von Erich, which should make it easier for the creepers to get pictures of her feet.

Crap happens as the camera man goes in and tries to get an upskirt shot of Lively.

This match has been all punches and kicks with the occasional wristlock thrown in.

White Magic does the fourth staple of the match: a corner choke on Lacey, which she follows up by doing a terrible                                  version of the chicken dance.

Draculetta gets tagged back in and crashes her ass into Lacey's face. A face full of ass almost gets the win, but Lively breaks

it up.

More punches, kicks, and crowd working happen. As much as I liked Lacey from her Ring of Honor days, I'd rather Nikki Roxx in her Voodoo Queen gimmick, Roxxi Leaux.

At some point, Draculetta gets Lively in what has to be one of the more interesting submission hold I've ever seen.

Drac slaps on a sleephold and Johnny C mentions Verne Gagne. Apparently, Gagne was the only wrestler to ever use a sleeperhold.

Lively starts to kick ass at the 11th hour, but comes up short with a two count. Lively worked this match by herself and the addition of Lacey was not needed, this match would of been better had it been a single match between Lively and either Draculetta or White Magic.

Lacey was able to get the claw on Draculetta, but White Magic giver her a whack with her voodoo stick and it's a DQ win the for the blondies.