Wrestling Society X Episode 4

Episode 4 opens with musical guest Clipse and fans with no rhythm. Tonight has the return of The Human Tornado and a tag team challenge match. 

Not this Tornado.

Kane's pyro goes off and it signals the first match of the night, Matt Sydal with Lizzy Valentine vs. Scorpio Sky.

Sydal is out first and Lizzy blows a kiss to the camera while commentary puts over that she's a flirt. Sky is out next for this flippy flop match. Scorpio Sky, better known to some as WWE's Harold from their anger management segment.

Sky tries to give Lizzy a promo pic of himself, but she crumples it up and tosses it aside,leading to a shoving contest and the opening bell. Highspots ensue and this shit is tooooo fast to call.

A moonsault reverse ddt leg guillotine gets a two count for Sydal and Lizzy dances as her man is in control, which is short lived in these frantic paced matches.

It took six damn minutes for someone to finally hit an outside dive,I was expecting the match to open this way. Commentary plug that there's no crash mats and it's just a concrete floor and that means another pic of Bill Watts.

Close enough.

Sydal picks up the win with a belly to belly moonsault

and holds Sky down on the mat as Lizzy writes hater on Sky's back with her "Lizzstick".

Keeping It Gangsta break out their blinged out ladder and issue an open challenge to any team in WSX. KIG was CZWer Ruckus and Babi Slymm.

That 70's Team answer the challenge and Ryan has to get oiled up for the match, but that doesn't stop Ruckus from razzling and dazzling.

Slymm gets tagged in and has to deal with the quickness of The Disco Machine, Ryan's partner, which catches him off guard.

Disco breaks out his own ladder and gyrates to Ruckus. Ryan's ass eventually comes out and it takes him toooo long to cover it back up. Ruckus gets back in and cleans house for the ridiculous finish.

Ryan gets a disco ball busted on his balls and then a huge flipping leg drop. 

Main event time as The Human Tornado is set to take on El Hombre Blanco, but there's no Tornado!

 

6-Pac kicks El Hombre out of the ring and calls out Vampiro, who gets Pearl Harbored by Ricky Banderas(TNA's Judas Mesias) 

Banderas throws a fireball at Vampiro, which got WSX in hot water with MTV, a channel that use to have a show where guys were literally being hit in the balls for real.

Episode 4 ends with a Raiden-eyed Banderas!