Friday, October 4, 2013

Top 5 Hottest Vampires

October 4th and I'm lagging behind, I was hoping to churn out an article everyday. Yeah, I have big dreams.

#5. Kristen Stewart(The Twilight series)


 K-Stew grabs the fifth spot and here's why; look at that expression, those hollow eyes and blank stare. She can burn a hole through your soul. The often lifeless Stewart makes a great vampire, you would think she's dead already by her "acting", but I'll always have a soft-spot for the awkward ones.


#4. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld series)



Beckinsale kicks ass in the Underworld series, doesn't hurt that the director is your husband, but that's besides the point.
Here's the rundown on why Beckinsale's Selene is a vampire hottie: Beckinsale's British accent, pale skin with dark hair, those piercing (fake) blue eyes, and it's all wrapped up in skin-tight leather.

#3 Vampirella (Warren Publishing character)


Ink and paper never looked so hot. Vampirella has been around since 1969 and this undead Mistress of the Night gets better looking with age! Wearing a barely-there red one piece, Vamp is usually drawn as a busty women with Hispanic features, she's a favorite of cosplayers and was even adapted into a direct to video movie back in 1996.

#2 Yvonne De Carlo( Lily Munster, The Munsters)

The Countess of Shroudshire knew how to please a monster, Frankenstein's monster, that is. The character of Lily would be played by four more actresses, but no one was as great as De Carlo.

#1 The Brides of Dracula( Dracula 2000)

Dracula must of been a polygamist; he already had three wives, who are supposedly sisters, shacked up at his castle, but he still craved for more women. The Brides have been adapted into a lot of movies and tv shows, but the hottest version has to be The Brides of Dracula 2000. Jennifer Esposito, Jeri Ryan, and Colleen Fitzpatrick make up this deadly trio and they all have bite.


Thanks for reading
- N.R. Perez

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