The Nitro Girls open up this MTV special dancing to the Offspring's Pretty Fly.
Commentary team for the event are Jimmy Hart, Larry Zbyszko, and Rob Zombie. Hart puts Zombie over as the living legend of heavy metal and Zombie isn't that bad on commentary, but you can tell he's reading lines written for him.
Hart holds up the trophy for winning today's contest, a 7 man battle royal. Zbyszko quips that he hasn't worked with the walking dead since Dusty Rhodes.
Howard Stern Show personality John Melendez is the ring announcer and the contestants are as follows:
1. Konnan- He wants to kick Marilyn Manson's ass.
2.Kenny Kaos- Has Sandra Bullock's phone number, but refuses to use it.
3.Disco Inferno- His favorite bands are the BeeGees and the Village People.
4.Billy Kidman- The last book he read was Howard Stern's.
5.Brian Adams- He wants to get his hands on those little Hanson kids. Adams has had a lot of gimmicks throughout his career, I don't remember pedophile being one of them.
He tries to bully Melendez, who's having none of it, standing there with a sarcastic smug look on his face, just wanting to get paid.
6.Wrath- Van Halen lover.
7. Booker T-He idolizes Muhammad Ali.
Instead of their standard entrance music, every wrestler had hard rock or rap music to accompany them to the ring.
Nitro Girls number for the commercial break and ring the bell!
Kidman avoids elimination early on and there's no real spots throughout the match.
Wrath tried to add some excitement by hitting his finisher on Disco, but he gets gang tossed out instead.
At one point, Disco gets stomped repeatedly in the corner and Rob Zombie has a line about Disco sure to have brain damage the next day.
Kaos gets eliminated via back-body drop from Konnan.
Brian Adams foolishly tries to powerbomb Kidman.
Brian Adams and Disco Inferno, each wearing a different NWO shirt, toss Konnan out. Kidman gets eliminated by a spinning axe kick from Booker T.
The NWO double team is too for Booker and then Adams press throws Disco out of the ring, winning the match and giant snowflake statue.
Adams' acceptance speech is cut short by Konnan, who hits an X-Factor and dropkicks Adams out of the ring.
Konnan closes the special by giving the NWO a very heartfelt message, that the next time they see him, they can toss his salad and peel his potato for him.
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