Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Wrestlicious swimsuit minisode

 Fan service theater time on the ol' GORILLAPRESSDRIVER. 

Now before I begin, let me just say that I love Wrestlicious, it's like watching 60's Batman, so camp,but so good.


 Makes me a little sad that I could only find so little full episodes, some might think that as a blessing and would rather have me watch Dory Funk Jr. and Jack Brisco roll around in their underwear for an hour.


 I'd rather stick to the cheesefest.

The bikini reel opens with a reading of Wrestling and Romance, which was also the name of a Japanese promotion run by Tenryu, but that has nothing to do with what is about to happen.


Love is like a bodyslam, you get swept off your feet and turned upside down. There's nothing you can do but fall back down to Earth. Koko B. Ware couldn't of said it better himself.
It sounds just like a PILEDRIVER!

 We then get treated to short clips of various cast members frolicking on the beach in bikinis.


Which includes a very bouncy Glory( Christie Ricci) in her red, white, and blue American Gladiators bikini.



Owner JV Rich even gets in on the action, taking a bodyslam onto the water, something Vince McMahon and The Hulkster were reported(probably) to do every time they'd hit the beach back in the 80's.



This bikini buffoonery ends on Lacey Von Erich and the only thing she's good at when it comes to wrestling.


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