The following divas match is for the Hot Topic Championship of the World!
Living Dead Girl, who could possibly be the pop singer, Lorde,
takes on Christy Lynn,Jerry Lynn's illegitimate Juggalette daughter.
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| 17yr old me just found my prom date! |
Christy spars us a Melina skirt split when she gets in the ring, but we still get a little cheek, well more than a little.
Now, before this "match" begins, let's take one final rundown of the wrestlers. LDG is gothed out in head to toe black and looks about 70 lbs. of pale makeup and black eyeliner. Lynn has the wifebeater-knee high socks hardcore 'yarder combo, complete with minimal facepaint; Mickie Knuckles she ain't.
Lynn charges at LDG, only for lil' miss Goth to throw her hands up and side-step Lynn. She regains composure and Lynn charges at her again with the same results.
Lynn then gets distracted by
Clone's Clone!!!
A fat guy in a black Jason Vorhees mask and cheap Halloween costume lumbers over to the ring. So they cloned a guy and then made a clone of that clone. Cloneception?!
Anywho. Clone squared chokes Lynn and The Hot Topic Queen takes advantages and kind of pushes Lynn down to the mat for the 1-2-3, and you thought the finish to Bigelow-Taylor was lame.
So, Living Deal Girl, who trained you?
Yeah, I don't know either.
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