Wrestling Society X Episode 7

Ricky Banderas cold opens the show by beating up Youth Suicide and powerbombing some jabroni off the band stage.

The monster mash of Vampiro and Ricky Banderas is finally set to place, but not till next episode.

Quietdrive are the guest commentators this, I'm guessing they were/are a band; I'm too indifferent to Google them.

Arik Cannon is out for revenge against The Cartel for shoving him in cement and putting a dead fish on him in episode 5. Helping him is Vic Grimes, complete with Godzilla Earth shaking effects.

Match breaks down to a schmoz as a mystery masked woman runs in to help Cannon and Grimes against the four man Cartel, but all the confusion leads to Grimes taking a pile of a pinfall.

Who has the mystery woman?

Sara Del Rey as "Nic Grimes"

Second match of the night is Human Tornado and Matt Sydal going spot for spot. Tornado's attempt at recruiting Lizzy Valentine, Sydal's girlfriend, to join his stable of Tornad-hoes doesn't work out for him.

Sydal gets the majority of offense in during this high-flying match, but he ends up losing after a clusterfuck storyline moment.

Lizzy has eyeballed Sydal's past opponents and she had a secret letter this week that Sydal couldn't see.

There's a post-match backstage segment with Syxx-Pac trying to comfort Lizzy while Sydal is finishing up a shower.

Pac went from attacking WSX champ Vampiro to trying to steal a guy's girlfriend.

Main event time and time not to blink, cause The Filth and the Fury(Teddy Hart and Matt Cross) are gonna dive, duck, dip, dodge, and......dive everywhere.

They look to extend their undefeated streak, but standing in their way are Kaos and the guy best known for stabbing John Cena in a nightclub, Aaron Aguilera.

Taking Disco Machine's disco ball comes back to haunt Aguilera, cause Teddy Hart splashes Cena-stabber and the mamacita holding onto the disco ball.

While Aguilera is thinking with the littler head, Kaos uses the bigger, breaking the disco ball on Matt Cross and ending The Filth and the Fury's streak. 

oh, and Teddy Hart tries to kill himself.