Wrestling Society X Episode 7

Ricky Banderas cold opens the show by beating up Youth Suicide and powerbombing some jabroni off the band stage.

The monster mash of Vampiro and Ricky Banderas is finally set to place, but not till next episode.

Quietdrive are the guest commentators this, I'm guessing they were/are a band; I'm too indifferent to Google them.

Arik Cannon is out for revenge against The Cartel for shoving him in cement and putting a dead fish on him in episode 5. Helping him is Vic Grimes, complete with Godzilla Earth shaking effects.

Match breaks down to a schmoz as a mystery masked woman runs in to help Cannon and Grimes against the four man Cartel, but all the confusion leads to Grimes taking a pile of a pinfall.

Who has the mystery woman?

Sara Del Rey as "Nic Grimes"

Second match of the night is Human Tornado and Matt Sydal going spot for spot. Tornado's attempt at recruiting Lizzy Valentine, Sydal's girlfriend, to join his stable of Tornad-hoes doesn't work out for him.

Sydal gets the majority of offense in during this high-flying match, but he ends up losing after a clusterfuck storyline moment.

Lizzy has eyeballed Sydal's past opponents and she had a secret letter this week that Sydal couldn't see.

There's a post-match backstage segment with Syxx-Pac trying to comfort Lizzy while Sydal is finishing up a shower.

Pac went from attacking WSX champ Vampiro to trying to steal a guy's girlfriend.

Main event time and time not to blink, cause The Filth and the Fury(Teddy Hart and Matt Cross) are gonna dive, duck, dip, dodge, and......dive everywhere.

They look to extend their undefeated streak, but standing in their way are Kaos and the guy best known for stabbing John Cena in a nightclub, Aaron Aguilera.

Taking Disco Machine's disco ball comes back to haunt Aguilera, cause Teddy Hart splashes Cena-stabber and the mamacita holding onto the disco ball.

While Aguilera is thinking with the littler head, Kaos uses the bigger, breaking the disco ball on Matt Cross and ending The Filth and the Fury's streak. 

oh, and Teddy Hart tries to kill himself.

Wrestling Society X Episode 6

 Episode 6 of Wrestling Society X will finally see a clash between Vampiro and Ricky Banderas, but not before the damn ring explodes again, plus Fabian Kaelin does magic.

Scorpio Sky vs. Jack Evans is the opening contest.
Good Charlotte joins the commentary team. They were a popular pop punk band back in the earlier 2000s, or do people still remember them and I wrote that for nothing? I digress.


Sky tries to use his size advantage against Evans, slowing things down with submission holds, but Evans is able to flip and flop his way to a win.

Overall: For a show where every match is in fast forward, this was worth a watch. Sky does a dragon sleeper and Evans uses his body like a pinball. Check it out.


Cut to the back with Joey Kaos and Aaron Aguilera.
Aguilera, or the guy who stabbed John Cena in a night club, catches The Disco Machine trying to mack on the mamacitas that he lined up for Kaos and himself.

Second match of the night is That 70's Team (Joey Ryan and The Disco Machine) vs. D.I.F.H. (Tyler Black and Jimmy Jacobs) They were doing it for her, the her was never revealed.

Black is known today as Seth Rollins and Jacobs is a member of WWE creative, credited for coming up with The List of Jericho.

70's Team get the heat early and double team Jacobs, but Black eventually gets back in the ring and D.I.F.H. utilize more creative double team moves.

After some miscommunication, Disco Machine picks up the win for team with a top rope belly to belly suplex.

If WSX matches were in fast-forward, then this match was in turbo. 

Also, it wouldn't be a Joey Ryan match unless his ass got out.

Phantom of the Opera Banderas throws Kailen out of the ring and calls out Vampiro. Vamp obliges but gets Pearl Harbor-ed by Syxx Pac.

Youth Suicide, who hasn't been seen since episode 1, I think, runs out to help Vampiro, but gets tossed around by Banderas and possibly murdered.

The build to Vampiro-Banderas continues and with only four episodes left, the payoff should be soon.