Wrestlicious Episode 3

  

Wrestlicious time once again, I'll be looking at episode three today, I don't have much more to watch and review,so I might just download random matches, or just completely drop it like I do everything else.

 
 Hoedown Throwdown is the winning name for the upcoming Battle Royal. It looks to be a barn burner, now if only JV Rich would of burned down the production house and tried to collect the insurance money.

The show opens with Jimmy Hart and he's joined by Brooke Lynn, played by indie queen, Becky Bayless. Bayless would later spend some time in TNA as the Snooki parody, Cookie.



  

She had the unfortunate task of jobbing to JWOWW from the Jersey Shore and being paired with Robbie E, but if you need someone for a big-haired feisty New York/New Jersey gimmick, Bayless is the right pick.

Country Quickie with Tyler Texas and Cousin Cassie has the two southern blondes tell Jeff Foxworthy like jokes to canned laughter in what would be a perfect HeeHaw throwaway gag.

Another edition of Are You Smarter than a Male Wrestler features Greg "The Cigar Store Indian" Valentine and Lil Slamm. Valentine misses an Mc Hammer question and I feel like I just lost some brain cells watching this bit.

The first match of the night is Kandi Kisses vs. Lil' Slamm. Kisses gets booed to the ring and her opponent, Slamm, has one of the most generic nicknames out there, "The Rapper"; I hate dueling music feuds.

This looks to be a quick punch and kick affair as Kisses leads Slamm through the match; This match must have a move limit.

I like Kisses' Elvis jumpsuit, which is probably the only decent thing that this match has going for it.

Slamm eventually goes on the offensive and strings some good moves together save for her clotheslines.

Lil' Slamm picks up the win after hitting Kisses in what has to be the laziest X-Factor ever.

Amber Lively is this episode's spotlight. Filler footage, how I know thee well. 


After the mandatory bikini montage, it's time for another clip of The Young and the Wrestlers, which again, is not the 80's porn, The Young and the Wrestling.

More of Bootcamp Bailey's jobbing maggots getting beat up, these beatings are followed by a nutritious meal of bread and water.

This must be Bailey's personal diet, you can tell because the woman is in dire need of a few PB&J sandwiches. 





Eating disorder jokes aside, it's time for the Hoedown Throwdown and time to decide which two women will wrestle for the Wrestlicious championship.
 The participants are: Hope and Faith ( Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews) Marley, Maria Toro, Paige Webb (Serena Deeb) Toni the Top, Charlotte, Brooke Lynn, Lacey Von Erich, Felony, Alexandra the Great(SHIMMER's Danyah)Autumn Frost, Glory( Christie Ricci) Draculetta, Tyler Texas, Sierra Sheraton, Amber Lively, Kickstart Katie, Maui, and White Magic.

The order of elimination: Tyler Texas is gone right as the bell dings in what looks to be a grade-A clusterfuck. White magic is next, followed by Marley, Draculetta, and Amber Lively. Hope and Faith get tossed next, Lacey is out, so is Sierra Sheraton, Autumn Frost, Paige Webb, and Maui. Kickstart Katie gets thrown over, Brooke Lynn is out, Alexandra the Great and Toni the Top both get tossed.

The final two women in the ring are Glory and Felony, these two will wrestle on the next episode to decide who will be the inaugural Wrestlicious Champion.


As always, thanks for reading.

-N.R. Perez