Wrestlicious episode 4

 Episode 4 of Wrestlicious starts with a recap of the battle royal from episode 3. The "Hoedown Throwdown" as it was called, was to determine the two women who'd face each other for the Wrestlicious title, the final two were Glory(Christie Ricci) and Felony (Bonnie Maxon) It's the All American Girl vs the Con for the Wrestlicious title.

The Applause sign must have had 100 watt bulbs, because the crowd is ecstatic to see the opening clip montage.

 Jimmy Hart is joined by some bird named Savannah, she has a Southern Belle gimmick and talks like Scarlett O'Hara;all this bad acting is giving me the vapors. Brooke Lynn got the boot on account of her hair getting caught in a ceiling fan, according to Jimmy, that is. She was apparently hard to work with, but the Mouth of the South shouldn't fret, because Savannah says, she's easy,which means her mouth is the one that will be going south.

Speak of the Devil and her boobs shall appear. Brooke Lynn is in the doctor's office with a neck brace on, she's wanting to get her hands on Lacey Von Erich, the reason why is unexplained, but maybe it's because Von Erich is fuck awful at wrestling.

Next is a clip of Felony in what has to be one the cheapest greenscreens, my built in webcam has better effects that this. Felony is on lockdown for going through someone's lockbox at the bank and I'm guessing it didn't contain a spider or a world title.

Wrestlicious Heroes comic by Botchedspot.com creator James Hornsby, be sure to check out his site for a good dose of wrestling humor.

Looks like the title match is jerking the curtain tonight. Felony is out first, handcuffed and escorted to the ring by Officer Bubba Rogers

Felony does a mini Sabu freakout for Bubba to uncuff her. The "All American Girl" from Philly,Glory, wastes no time and boots it to the ring, only to get the boots from Felony.

The crowd start up a USA chant, but I'm fairly certain that Louisiana, Felony's homestate, is part of the United States of America. Punches and kicks get traded and I noticed that Glory has the Ultimate Warrior boot tassels. Felony keeps control with more punches and kicks,but Glory takes control with four armdrags.

More USA chants from the crowd before Felony snaps Glory with a middle rope neckbreaker for a two-count. She then puts Glory in a straightjacket surfboard.

Felony breaks her hold and starts a rhythmic choke on Glory, claws her eyes, and chokes her against the middle rope with her thighs.

Felony keeps up the heat with corner strikes and stopping a Glory comeback attempt. She hits another neckbreaker and holds on for a reverse full nelson headlock, the crowd tries to get behind Glory with another USA chant,but the evil foreign heel,Felony, isn't having any of it.

Both women decide to take a snooze after a double cross body ends in a crash. Both are up around five and Glory starts her babyface comeback with some punches, a big clothesline, and a spinning elbow strike. Glory hits a Prince Devitt dropkick and a neckbreaker, but only comes up with a two.

Huh?

Bridging suplex by Felony gets her a two count and Johnny C refers to her as jailbait. Jailbait: A young woman, or women considered in sexual terms, but under the age of consent. Felony was 28 at the time.

More USA chants which finally "Hulks up" Glory; she does a few moves and hits a leg drop after a salute for the win. Your winner and Wrestlicious Champion, Glory!

Felony gets cuffed by Officer Bubba and JV Rich, with Lil Slamm and Cousin Cassie, comes out to present Glory with the title. 

Did I say title? I meant the Wrestlicious Crown, you know, because they're women. Glory joins an elite and prestigious group of wrestling crown wearers, wrestlers like Haku, fat Harley Race, and Billy Gunn.

Glory is excited that she gets to be the pretty,pretty princess of Wrestlicious and cuts a generic thank you, I'll defend against anybody, kiss hands,shake babies promo.

I fast-forwarded through most of her promo and the interruption by Toni The Top. They basically go back and forth and it ends with Toni challenging Glory for the crown later on in the show.



Well, Hellooooooooooooo Nurse! Some blonde in a Power Girl nurse top takes the pulse of some creep. This blonde happens to be Malibu Mackenzie. She likes to ride the surf and the wrestling ring is her home turf, wet or dry, her moves are delicious, cause Malibu is Wrestlicious.

Malibu is played by model/Playboy playmate/blonde with big boobs Lana Kinnear and she's this episode's spotlight.

Take it away fanservice theater!

Time for an update on Bootcamp Bailey on The Young and The Wrestlers

Felony puts the boots to one of Bailey's maggots and then, they're all forced to sleep in the ring for the night, which most of been too much for two of the girls. One of them killed Bailey and then ate the end of her m14 rifle while a second girl watched on in horror, leaving only one maggot standing.

This broad, Emo Leigh.

Second match is Toni The Top challenging newly crowned champ Glory for the Wrestlicious title crown tiara. Every backwoods, backyard, indie promotion in the US has at least one physical championship belt, why does a production that's being backed by a millionaire, too cheap to buy a damn belt?

Wouldn't you know it, all out of time. Match is a no-contest on account that Wrestlicious 30 minutes are up, both women just brawl on the outside and the match ends up being rescheduled.

Just three more videos of 'Licious to watch and then I'm done and moving on.

-Thanks for reading.

N.R.Perez